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The duck in the cockpit
By Elson T. Elizaga, November 4, 2020. Updated November 5, 2020 12:05 PM .
 
 

Whoever wins in the U.S. presidential election -- Joe Biden or Donald Trump -- will not bother me. I seek comfort in the wisdom of my political science teacher, who said “In a democracy, the people always deserve their leaders.”1

This saying doesn’t make any sense to some of us. But my friend Tibags has an excellent illustration, a popular joke among the sabungeros (cockfighting enthusiasts) in Camiguin. The first four lines of this story are his. The last two are my additions, as what usually happens in folklore.

1. “Unsaon pagkabawan nga naay hangal-hangal sa sabungan?” (How do we know an idiot is present in the cockpit?)

2. “Kung naay magdala ug pato.” (When someone brings in a duck.)

3. “Unsaon pagkabawan nga naay mas hangal-hangal pa sa nagdala ug pato?” (How do we know someone is worse than the idiot in the cockpit?)

4. “Kung naay mopusta sa pato." (When someone bets on the duck).

5. “Unsaon pagkabawan nga ang tanan tao sa sabungan mga hangal-hangal?” (How do we know everyone in the cockpit is an idiot?)

6. “Kung mudaog ang pato.” (When the duck wins.)

 
 
   
 

1 He was apparently quoting the French philosopher Joseph de Maistre: "Toute nation a le gouvernement qu'elle mérite." Every nation gets the government it deserves.
 
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